Monday, December 12, 2011

I'm A Natural Girl. Uhm . . .Kinda

I like to think that  I do things natural. I try to buy natural, whole foods. I avidly avoid preservatives. I make sure my kids get all the fruit and vegtables I can cram into them. I buy organic when at all possible.

Then I get sick.

And I.want.drugs.

Chemicals? You betcha. "Better Living Through Chemicals" becomes my slogan.

Something to knock me out and make me sleep through the sickness? Bring it.

I slather on the Vicks Vap 0 Rub, swallow pills and hunker down with tissues and a pillow.

'Cause I'm a natural kind of girl. Crunchy like. Naturally.