Krista over at Not Mommy of the Year did a post like this a few weeks back and I thought it was a brilliant way to capture 'a day in the life' kind of moment. So . . . I totally bogarted the idea for today's post. Krista is brilliant you know. Go check her out.
John: Mommy, you know this orange soda? It tastes just.like.orange.soda.
Violet: I don't want to sleep! (Me: I didn't ask if you wanted to.) Well, you should ask! Ask!
Sarah: Words that have /d/ in the middle . . .door. Wouldya . . .
John: These are little coconuts! (they were Whoppers)
Me: I'm mailing your candy to the soldiers tomorrow, so pick out 5 pieces to keep.
Sarah: Why are you mailing my candy?
John: Because thems can't go trick or treating and get their own candy, right mommy?
Sarah: I said Iwould change the channel. You just didn't hear me, cuz I said it little.
John: I'll make this card for Violet. Becuase she doesn't feel good. And my card will make hers feel better.
Me: Sarah, you need to do it again.
Sarah: I did it like 99 times!
John: Do it 14 times. That's better. (14 is his favorite number.)
John: Let's rock and roll!
Violet: He jumped on my face! He did it on purpose!
John: I fell! I fell!
Violet: He fell on my face on purpose!
Husband and Me: Really?