A few weeks ago while watching the try outs for American Idol, this is the conversation that takes place.
Husband: Who is that?
Me: *sigh* Jennifer Lopez
Husband: Wow. She's . . . not attractive at all. Can she at least sing, or something?
Me: *stares blankly*
Husband: What's up with her face? Her make up is all . . ugly. And those clothes? Who is dressing her? Because she needs to look in a mirror.
Me: What?
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Husband: What?
Me: Let me understand this . . .you do or do not think she is attractive?
A commercial comes on for some razor/shampoo, featuring JLo herself. I point this out.
Husband: That's her?
Me: YES
Husband: It looks nothing like her. She's OK. I guess.
Me: ::HEADEXPLOSION:: She's been in People's Most Beautiful People.
Husband: *shrugs* She's got weird eyes.
This is really, really good for me. Right?
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Wow! Even I can't help but say, "Dang! She's Hot!" Are you sure he's not messin' with you?
ReplyDeleteI think her eyes are usually the things people notice the LEAST :-P
ReplyDeleteDiane, oddly, he ISN'T messing w/ me!! This is some weird pattern w/ him. Sandra Bullock? Nah. Not even when seen naked in The Proposal. I was all, "Oh. Rockin' bod!" and he's like, "hmm." On our first date I was distracted by the lady down the bar w/ her glittered chest hanging out and he was all, "where?" And after 10 years he has never noticed. I've always had to point it out. So I'm pretty convinced he's just . . .not into the Hollywood version of hot. Or obvious displays of flesh. Which is great . . but sooo odd!
ReplyDeleteRight??? I was all, "Those legs!!" And uhm . . other attributes :)
ReplyDeleteUhhh...what other attributes? :-P Did I answer correctly?
ReplyDeleteDiane, somehow my reply didn't reply to you . . go check it out :)
ReplyDeleteyou're always correct, Pop!
ReplyDelete*Whew*
ReplyDeleteMy wife likes to trick me sometimes :-P
"Did you see what that girl was wearing?"
"What girl?"
I'm with your husband; I don't see her appeal either. Like, at all.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I find her more annoying than sand in my bathing suit, so that's likely part of it.
Yeah...J doesn't think Angelina Jolie is pretty. I'm not sure if that's a good thing...like he thinks I'm so much prettier than Angelina Jolie. Or a bad thing...like his standards are so insanely high that not even Angeline Jolie is pretty. Mostly...I think he's just odd.
ReplyDeleteLOL! My husband is like that too. He'll find the most insane thing wrong with someone. It's a wonder he accepts me. LOL
ReplyDeleteWell, you know our hubbies are SOOOOO much alike and this (admitting other woman are attractive) was the same also. But, let me tell you something....
ReplyDeleteThe other day hubby comes home and says so and so in the office, she cute and all, and....
I quickly interrupt and say, "Excuse me? She's cute?!? You've NEVER said anyone is cute or attractive!"
"Well, you always say that it's not possible for me to think someone else is attractive or cute, so I thought that's what you wanted to hear."
"Wow...she must be REALLY cute if you actually admitted it."
Needless to say it bothered me because I'm a jealous beyotch and she is a living, human being, he can touch - not like JLo on TV.
Just goes to show you - be careful what you ask for.
I think your husband is smart, maybe a little too smart...
ReplyDeleteMama, that's because you're hotter than she is. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is EXACTLY my thought process!! If JLo's legs/butt/cleavage/FACE aren't rockin' then OMG what about me??
ReplyDeleteKaren, you kill me :)
ReplyDeleteLol! Sometimes he does crack me up, that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteRight?? Like, my husband is all, "Sandra Bulluck had big thighs" and then I throw things.
ReplyDeleteAsk him about Donna Fiducia....... ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat the what?! Dang. Lucky lady. Between J Lo & Salma Hayek my husband is completely gaga. Glad someone's husband only has eyes for her ; )
ReplyDeleteI think she's beautiful, but I'm all about the Latinas...but John is right, she dresses terribly!
ReplyDeleteThis is husband. I call them as I see them. personally I liked Helga from Hogan's Heros and 2nd hula dancer from Fantasy Island. Not my fault if some people do not know how to dress.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! My husband and I often disagree on what is attractive too but I think we both agree that Jennifer Lopez is hot. :) Sometimes I think my husband needs glasses, maybe yours does too?
ReplyDeleteWe never agree! It's so weird. I'm so glad to see you hear -- for one major reason -- I believe you've had a baby! I soooo enjoyed your birth story about your last little one. I cannot wait to hear about this one! I hope you're enjoying your new little babe! *sigh* so jealous!
ReplyDeleteThose Latinas are some kinda hot, no?? I can't get into that 'high' fashion at all, that's for sure!!
ReplyDeleteSalma Hayek -- yowza! She is a hottie, for sure! Well, my husband may have eyes only for me, but just last night he had to listen to me whine about how I'm losing all my recorded shows w/ Josh Groban on them.(since we switched to FIOS) And I do mean whine. And whine. He finally asked if he should leave the room so I could have some alone time with Josh. :)
ReplyDeleteHe maintains that he liked the name. That is all. (liar liar pants on fire. You should have seen the way he rubbed his face and rolled his eyes. Body language, anyone??)
ReplyDeleteWow! lol, I think that she's pretty! I wouldn't mind legs like that!
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Sam thinks JLo is nasty. Really. And not the "She's hot but let's pretend I hate her to make you feel better" but the real kind.
It makes me feel special.
I loved this post. Too funny Kim.
LOL!!! That's so hilarious. Clearly he doesn't read TMZ like my husband does. I mean, like I do ;-) shhhhh
ReplyDeleteyeah, neither would I!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a good man :)I think this makes me feel special . . .
ReplyDeleteYou're one of those?? ;)
ReplyDeleteOh no my dear, actually I'm not. HE makes the rounds. He's probably more well informed in the world of entertainment than I am!
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ReplyDeleteJennifer Lopez is very very very ugly
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